Unsuck it
How about this:
We don’t care, but our lawyers do.
instead of this:
At [company X], we take [Y] seriously.
Eat this losers: Unsuck it.
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How about this:
We don’t care, but our lawyers do.
instead of this:
At [company X], we take [Y] seriously.
Eat this losers: Unsuck it.